My agent, Max Payne, gave me a ring and said he’s going to get another source of income in my hands. It’s acting! Awesome! I love acting. I plugged the address into my GPS, it was about 30 minutes outside of the city. I pull into the driveway and see that it’s a nice looking home.

I walk up, knock on the door. A seductive voice came from the front door.  “Is that the pizzaman with the extra large sausage pizza I ordered?”

The door swung open, and a scantily clad woman wearing barely anything peered through the doorway. There was a camera with a boom mic right behind her. “Uh, my agent told me to come here?” “Ugh, you’re not the right guy!”

“CUT!” a director shouted from the back.

“Rookie! You have to go over to the back entrance. You just walked into a hot set of “Extra Sausage – Earn That Tip”. I called your agent offering you a gig because your old teammates couldn’t stop talking about how large you were. Ready to give the adult industry a shot?