Off-season is always a long thing to do deal with. Luckily, I got a very interesting phone call a few days ago and it looks like my downtime is going to be completely sorted.

Your boy is going on Love Island! Exciting, I know. It's getting pretty lonely living in Boston. All the travelling makes it hard to find someone worth spending your life with. So maybe I could find someone on national TV? That'd help get hockey more popular back home too. Because apparently a gold medal in an international tournament is not enough? Anyway. Honestly the type of women that are on there aren't usually for me, but it doesn't hurt to try right? Hopefully they set up something that'll let me show off my sick dangles, because that's what's attractive these days? Right? If that fails then I'm just going to have to third wheel Dom and Jimmy's partners. Hopefully they don't get too sick of me.