Agent calls me up and says he's got "the opportunity of a lifetime for me". Apparently Top Chef Jr. Canada wanted a celebrity guest judge for their pizza poutine episode. I think, sure get to sit around, eat some pizza and poutine while crushing children's dreams, what's not to love? I show up and I meet all the kids, there's this obviously smug one named Kenneth who thinks he's top shit because his mom banged one of the producers and got him on the show. Then I see @Troy_McClure03, turns out he's another celebrity judge. The host gets all the kids together and tells them the challenge, whoever makes the best combination of poutine and pizza wins. The he mentions whoever has the worst dish has to face today's punishment. What is today's punishment? Receiving a pizza up the middle from Tony Pepperoni with Troy McClure III bearing down on you. We try all the Pizza Poutines and Poutine Pizzas, Kenneth's was pretty good, but I put a hair in it and said it tasted like soap. Kenneth ends up losing. I throw the greasiest pass up the middle to Kenneth and Troy absolutely destroys him with an elbow to the head. They had to bring out a stretcher. 10/10 would go on Top Chef Jr Canada again.