I'd buy a couple things. Firstly, I'd buy a Luke Atmey jersey on sale because he's retiring and it'll definitely be a great piece of memorabilia to own. Next, I'd buy a Jax Duggan jersey so I could take a video of me burning it and try to inspire people to meme the Jets fans. Thirdly, I'd buy a Lions hat because I don't own a piece of Lions gear yet and I feel like I definitely should. Finally, I would return both the Atmey and Duggan jerseys because this is way over $25 and I'm not made of money. The Lions hat will look nice on my shelf.