New Englands affiliate is going to play in Canada. More specifically in British Columbia. Even more specifically in the lower mainland. The most specific area is Surrey. The team is going to be called the Surrey Singhs, and that will be the name because I always enjoy a good amount of alliteration. Also because I love representation, and the SHL is not overflowing with that. The team is probably going to be super shitty and that's just an unfortunate result of all the good players on the team not wanting to play there and being loaned out to other clubs in nicer areas. The ones that do stay and play for this team, however, well they're my boys and we'll speak in a different language and just basically isolate people who can't speak that language. I guess the team is destined to be a disaster as I'll go too far and have to do a walk of shame.