I am now in the training camp for the Whalers and I am excited. So first time in the locker room I decide to pull a prank and change in direct line of sight full nakedness without closing the door and became the streak for all to see including the staff of the stadium but boy did I freeze my balls off when I went on ice barefoot. I didn't stay long on the ice and ran back to the locker room. Got dressed for my first training camp. So I did needed a big big hockey stick and asked my dad to order 1000 hockey sticks from Bauer and 3000 boxes of Proflex hockey pucks, with the bills all sent to Government of Canada from the Whalers and the Hockey league. He agreed that we pay if it goes sour. I told him it won't. During all this I heard that the GM got called to headquarters and the government of Canada. So what happens now. I start doing workouts on the ice and skate hard and fast to get me in fit fast. So I got the Zamboni and serviced it to run at max throttle and very little brakes, and told the machine to automatically start at turn of key. This is going to be fun to watch after the ice training day. So much fun I hacked into the cameras and have started a recording on all the cameras to watch this employee go crazy.

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