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It has been my pleasure to get the opportunity to visit Tarasov High and meet some of Oliver Klozoff @Alex Mack classmates from before he was signed to the SMJHL. I have meet everyone one from his first kiss to the bully who used to steal his borscht at lunch.and even his grade 9 Gym teacher, Mrs. Orgasmonov, it's easy to see why he kept playing dead in hopes of some mouth to mouth. He tried everything and then some to get her under the covers but to no avail.
One thing was clear about Klozoff from every person I spoke to, he is a smooth son of a bitch! The man can slip, slide and fly past anyone on or off the ice. It's no wonder Calgary had their scouts all over Dikson Russia leading up to the S46 draft. The kid is so smooth, that, that Mrs.Orgasmonov is rumored to be pregnant with his twins!
Will Nuck || RD || Name: Will NuckHeight: 6'4"Weight: 225 lbsNumber: 48TPE: 166------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics Brock Nuck || RW || Retired Name: Brock NuckHeight: 6'8"Weight: 260 lbsNumber: 46TPE: 1068------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics S43 GP , G , A , P , +/- , HIT , SB , PIM , Tilts Bubba Nuck || D || Retired Name: Bubba NuckHeight: 6'2"Weight: 225 lbsNumber: 48TPE: 1889------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics S21 GP: 40, G: 7, A: 8, P: 15, +/-: -5, HIT: 67, SB: 2, PIM: 32, FO%: 49.51, GW: 0 S22 GP 40, G 23, A 25, P 48, +/- 25, HIT 77, SB 10, PIM 32, FO% 55.44, GW 6 SMJHL Career Playoff Statistics S21 GP 10, G 2, A 2, P 4, +/- -5, HIT 11, SB 2, PIM 8, FO% 52.36 S22 GP 8, G 3, A 7, P 10, +/- 1, HIT 19, SB 0, PIM 10, FO% 55.41 SHL Career Statistics S23 GP 52, G 3, A 11, P 14, +/- 14, HIT 88, SB 63, PIM 59, Tilts 1, AMG 22.22 S24 GP 52, G 7, A 15, P 22, +/- -3, HIT 116, SB 57, PIM 77, Tilts 1, AMG 23.26 S25 GP 50, G 7, A 27, P 34, +/- 2, HIT 154, SB 65, PIM 84, Tilts 2, AMG 23.70 S26 GP 50, G 10, A 27, P 37, +/- -6, HIT 133, SB 71, PIM 76, Tilts 4, AMG 25.54 S27 GP 50, G 10, A 21, P 31, +/- -8, HIT 164, SB 9, PIM 80, Tilts 2, AMG 20.93 FO%: 52.48 S28 GP 50, G 6, A 15, P 21, +/- -23, HIT 122, SB 10, PIM 25, Tilts 1, AMG 20.97 FO%: 51.79 S29 GP 50, G 10, A 23, P 33, +/- 14, HIT 86, SB 61, PIM 47, Tilts 1, AMG 22.58 S30 GP 50, G 14, A 47, P 61, +/- 35, HIT 216, SB 56, PIM 103, Tilts 1 , AMG 27.81 S31 GP 50, G 7, A 17, P 24, +/- 17, HIT 179, SB 84, PIM 88, Tilts 0, AMG 23.71 S32 GP 50, G 4, A 21, P 25, +/- -1, HIT 147, SB 60, PIM 90, Tilts 0, AMG 24.07 S33 GP 50, G 6, A 33, P 39, +/- 19, HIT 158, SB 70, PIM 94, Tilts 0, AMG 27.71 S34 GP 50, G 11, A 42, P 53, +/- 7, HIT 105, SB 81, PIM 80, Tilts 0, AMG 28.48 S35 GP 50, G 13, A 25, P 38, +/- 22, HIT 127, SB 63, PIM 48, Tilts 0, AMG 28.03 S36 GP 50, G 9, A 39, P 48, +/- 12, HIT 163, SB 105, PIM 63, Tilts 1, AMG 28.00 S37 GP 50, G 6, A 30, P 36, +/- -1, HIT 133, SB 73, PIM 78, Tilts 2, AMG 25.48 S38 GP 50, G 10, A 29, P 39, +/- +20, HIT 115, SB 74, PIM 48, Tilts 0, AMG 22.72 S39 GP 50, G 5, A 20, P 25, +/--7, HIT 41, SB 61, PIM 28, Tilts 0, AMG 22.17 S40 GP 50, G 11, A 27, P 38, +/- +6, HIT 13, SB 113, PIM ,4 Tilts 0, AMG 25.13 S41 GP 50, G 6, A 13, P 19, +/- +9, HIT 39, SB , PIM 26, Tilts 0, AMG 17.26 S42 GP 50, G 2, A 17, P 19, +/- 0, HIT 20, SB 33, PIM 6, Tilts 0, AMG 15.89 S GP 50, G , A , P , +/- , HIT , SB , PIM , Tilts , AMG SHL Playoff Career Statistics S23 GP 07, G 0, A 00, P 00, +/- -3, HIT 24, SB 10, PIM 08 Tilts 0, S24 GP 18, G 3, A 05, P 08, +/- 1, HIT 47, SB 28, PIM 35, Tilts 0, S25 GP 05, G 0, A 02, P 02, +/- -4, HIT 14, SB 08, PIM 10, Tilts 0, S26 GP 15, G 3, A 12, P 15, +/- 0, HIT 34, SB 27, PIM 14, Tilts 0, S27 MISSED S28 GP 07, G 2, A 04, P 06, +/- 0, HIT 12, SB 01, PIM 05 Tilts 1 S29 GP 19, G 6, A 11, P 17, +/- 17, HIT 40, SB 16, PIM 22, Tilts 0 S30 GP 12, G 1, A 07, P 08, +/- 2, HIT 47, SB 13, PIM 20, Tilts 0 S31 GP 06, G 0, A 03, P 06, +/- 0, HIT 16, SB 07, PIM 14, Tilts 0 S32 GP 16, G 3, A 08, P 11, +/- 8, HIT 43, SB 15, PIM 20, Tilts 0 S33 GP 16, G 3, A 08, P 11, +/- 5, HIT 50, SB 17, PIM 38, Tilts 0 S34 MISSED S35 GP 13, G 2, A 09, P 11, +/- 8, HIT 22, SB 28, PIM 14, Tilts 0 S36 MISSED S37 MISSED S38 GP 20, G 2, A 14, P 16, +/- -1, HIT 52, SB 39, PIM 32, Tilts 0 S39 MISSED S40 MISSED S41 GP 7, G 2, A 3, P 5, +/- -1, HIT 8, SB 9, PIM 0, Tilts 0 S42 MISSED S GP , G , A , P , +/- , HIT , SB , PIM , Tilts SHL Top 100 Results S24-98, S26-59, S28-51, S29-74, S30-63, S31-3, S32-40 S33-69, S34-73, S35-14, S36-10, S37-4, S38-14, S39-20 S40-87, S41-41. S42-88 Transactions: 6th overall pick S21 SMJHL Draft Detroit Falcons 4th overall pick S22 SHL Draft Hamilton Sreelhawks S26 Traded to New England / reverted to Center from Defense S29 Traded to Seattle Traded to Calgary / reverted to Defense from Center S36 Signed for $16,000,000 Traded to Manhattan for S38 3rd* S41 Traded to Edmonton S42 Signed for $3,000,000 as an inactive, by Seattle S43 UFA Personal Awards: S21 Kevin Lebacon Award – Awarded to the player judged to have exhibited the best type of leadership and sportsmanship S21 Esa Anrikkanen Award – Awarded to the rookie who displayed the hardest work ethic and earned the most tpe over the course of the season. S22 First SHL goal on first SHL shot with only 30 seconds of ice time, 3 minutes total on the year. S22 Sergey Kovalenko Award - Awarded to the player judged to be most valuable to the team offensively. S30 Aidan Richand Trophy (Breakout Star) S30 Scott Stevens Trophy Best Defenseman S30 Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by players) Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP) S30 Jesster Award " most valuable to the team by the GM(s) of Calgary " S31 Turd Ferguson Trophy (Most PIMs) Tied Dean Colt S34 Jesster Award " most valuable to the team by the GM(s) of Calgary " S34 Scott Stevens Trophy Best Defenseman S36 Scott Stevens Trophy Best Defenseman Team Awards S24 Challenge Cup Champions, Hamilton Steelhawks S26 Challenge Cup Champions, Hamilton Steelhawks S29 Challenge Cup Champions, Calgary Dragons S32 Challenge Cup Champions, Calgary Dragons S38 Challenge Cup Champions, Manhattan Rage S26 IIHF Silver Medalist S31 IIHF Silver S32 IIHF Gold S34 IIHF Silver S36 IIHF Gold S40 IIHF Bronze Records S22 4th All Time SMJHL +/- 25 S22 3rd All Time SMJHL Power-Play Goals in a Season 25 S30 5th all time +/- 35 S30 Tied 2nd all time, most assists in a season 47 S43 25th All Time Scoring Leader 672pts. S43 3rd All Time Defense Scoring Leader 672 pt's. S42 9th All Time PIM Leader S38 1st Active Player to receive 5 Challenge Cup's, 2nd in history S38 Cup as GM S43 3rd Defenseman On Argbar's Made up List S41 11th 319 All Time Hits S42 2nd 1322 All Time Shot Blocks S43 10th Career Fantasy Points Bubba Nuck - 5025 Only 10 players in the history of the SHL reached 5k Fantasy points in their career. S40 Tied for 3rd, Most SB in a season 113
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