Hiro Fujikawa reps the Los Angeles Panthers jersey loud and proud and when he's not on the ice trying to do big things, he's off the ice trying to do the exact same. Fujikawa was born in Japan, but since coming a part of the USA - more specifically, LA + California etc, he's largely wanted to leave a good impact on the communities and surrounding areas. However, when he was younger, it was the complete opposite. He was great at hockey and always had that promising future, but despite this, he always was in trouble with the laws. His biggest, most known crime, would likely deceive most who read about it. He was a Smurph catcher in the magical forests of California. The big ole Redwood's create a mystical, magical power that creeps among them. He was employed by a crazy old man named Gargamel, that allegedly has seen numerous of these smurphs and is fairly horny to catch one of them. Eventually, after time, they did. They caught a lot of them and once the news got out, people started fighting for "Smurph" rights. Before you knew it, they had more rights then women. This one time, A smurph won the ladies World Tennis tournament and was paid equally to the mens winner. 2nd place, also a normal human, received 50% that the 2nd place male won.

Any who, yeah. They caught lots. They did lots with em. Sold em, mashed em into pies and burnt, crisped and dried them and sold them as the latest drugs on the street, "blues". The American Coast guards cut off a shipment of Smurph drugs and they spent 33 hours in a jail before they were cleared of all charges (the police of chief was hooked on the shit).

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