Akashi SixNine loves the kids, so much that he still actually is one at heart. In order to improve his abysmal play on the ice this season, SixNine decided to adopt Gabriel Johnson @Gwdjohnson

Johnson is a talented individual that just needs some nuturing from the reigning Rookie of the Year (not a big deal) in the Simulation Hockey League. On the day off, the two decided to head over to the casino and try to double the shit earnings they both make in their respective leagues. SixNine taught Johnson the importance of squeezing out your general managers to be able to get the biggest payday ever - even if you do not deserve it. They then learned the importance of blowing that money as quickly as possible, so you are living paycheck to paycheck, and go to every game hungover. It is what makes the experience of playing professional hockey so fun. Sixnine also told Johnson the SMJHL is a shit league and to not stay in it for another season.

We did not say SixNine was a good role model, but he is a model.

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