For this program, I went ahead and chose Anaheim's first round pick @thiefofcheese. As the current captain, he seems like future captain material so I'll help his development in any way I can. I wanted to start by making him less of a thief, as that's not exactly a characterization a team would like of their captain. After countless hours spent in rooms full of cheese (you owe me $1 million for reimbursement of the cheese purchase btw, thief) he just couldn't keep his grimy little hands off of it. So I thought to myself, how do we spin this into a positive? I know. Paint the puck like a piece of cheese. We tried it at practice the next day and the kid was a ball of energy, chasing every loose puck and creating tons of turnovers. From now on out, all Anaheim home games will have the puck painted as cheese. Genius.