As soon as he was drafted, I took the talented first overall pick Ryan Shepard (@Naosu ) under my wing and showed him all the keys to success. Firstly, I told him to get rid of that defensive forward bullshit and go balls to the wall with his scoring. After all, what's the point in winning if you're not topping the league in points? Next, I expected to give him some tips about getting all the teps he can, but it looks like he definitely doesn't need my help on that front. That's about all I've done so far, but there's still a lot of wisdom that needs to be passed down -- I have to tell him about the Kelowna to New England pipeline, and how to shitpost with maximum efficiency for media. I believe with all the knowledge I've given him, he has a real chance of hanging with the big dogs once his tep count inevitably gets up there. When he becomes a 2000 TPE player, you know who to thank.