S49 PT #4 - The Record Book
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sköldpaddor
Commissioner Turtle Lord
I think the record that is going to be broken by a current player is the number of career assists because I am going to break it myself. I have a very clear strategy for doing this. I finished this regular season with eighteen assists, a number I feel I can easily double once I am out of my rookie season. But in order to accomplish a record-breaking career of assists, I will have to train extremely hard. The first step in this training regimen will be staying extremely hydrated. I will keep no less than an entire case of gatorade stocked in my home at all times in order to ensure that I am able to drink enough liquid to fuel my workouts. Secondly, I need to stay motivated. I anticipate adopting some more very energetic dogs and I will train them to insist on taking their walks at varying intervals (so I can't get away with taking them all out at once). My third step in ensuring that I break this record will be refusing to retire until absolutely every team refuses to sign me.
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