CC2 Announces that S50 Will be his Last
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Registered S10 Challenge Cup Champion Cameron Carter the II organizes a press conference to announce that S50 will be his last season in the SHL
WHERE HE WILL NOT BE DOMINATING THE LEAGUE. STARTING S51 CC2 HAS DECLARED THAT HE WILL DEMOLISH THE LEAGUE AFTER UNLEASHING HIS LATENT TALENT! "I'm tired of not making the playoffs, the terrible ice quality in the league that hurts my skating and scoring alongside the lack of quality teammates. I feel like I had ALL the opportunities to succeed this season and was met with the unluckiest equipment of all time. I have officially dumped all of the gear I used in S50 and lit it on fire. Never again will I be held back. Visser is gone, Cuddles and Knouse are retiring. It's time for a NEW CHAMPION, ME, CC2!" Based on his golf swing shown during the post-season, many believe CC2's scoring will also improve "Obviously I am battling discrimination, racism and bias from the league. Nobody wants to see my succeed and I have heard rumblings in the media that folks want me REMOVED FROM TEAM USA AT THE IIHF! Have you seen me at the Legacy Tournament? I AM A LITERAL BEAST! No one will be able to stop me in S51. Take me in Fantasy before the others in your group to show your superior genius intellect to win. I will be -THE- man next season in s51. Don't lose money picking against me, tch." |
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