Task #1 Written, 3 TPE (150 words min)

VIP Status babyyyyyyyy - your player has been invited to attend one of the first homestands of the CC finals as a VIP guest - all expenses paid, front row seats, any hotel you want - and it's all on the Commissioner's dime! Are you going to Games 1 and 2 in Tampa or Games 3 and 4 in Calgary? Why are you picking there? And what are you going to do in that city to run up Eggy's tab?? (This is the same prompt as last year but we've got different cities! be creative! Don't re-use what was written last season)

I would choose Calgary, it's a great city with a good night life and has a red light district of the best prostitutes in Canada. Now don't get me wrong I don't need to pay for it, I get more than enough on my own, but when top notch poon is available on someone else's dime, you can bet I'm going to take advantage of it. I would run up Eggy's tab by hiring the hottest women of the night to accompany me back to my hotel suite. I'd hire 6 or 7, that's usually enough to satisfy me. I'd order full room service of the best food and drink for all of us, a dozen bottles of champagne and have one hell of a party. If the women could keep up with me I would tip them heavily in the morning before making them clean up the room, bathe me and then send them on their way. It would be the best experience of their lives all thanks to Eggy.

Task # 7 Written, 3 TPE (150 words min)

As competition ramps up for the playoffs, players (both those still in and those eliminated) work extra hard to improve areas of their game that are lacking. What one area of your game do you really needs to focus on improving and how will this benefit the team?

Oliver Klozoff has a very strong game, on the ice and in the bedroom, I don’t need any improvements in the bedroom, I’m already a superstar there. On the ice I could improve a few places, I’m still young so there’s always room for improvement in all facets of my game. My Defense is pretty good already so I think the one area of my game I would focus on improving is scoring. I have no problem scoring with the ladies, in fact it’s becoming a problem how much I score off the ice, but on the ice I could score more goals to benefit my team. This would probably also benefit me with the ladies because chicks dig goals. So Klozoff will be working on scoring goals in the future. I will do this by working in the off-season on my shot and spending extra time training on the ice so I can be a star player for my team.


Task #9 Graphic, 3 TPE


Task # 13 Written, up to 5 TPE

A. Each team enters these finals with a red hot superstar - longtime league legend Mike Izzy for Calgary and surprise breakout star Gunnar Soderberg for Tampa Bay. Which of these players will have a more dominant finals?

Has to be Mike Izzy, his skills are superior to anyone in the game today. I’ve seen him dominate first hand and it’s really something to behold. He knows how to perform on the biggest stage and I expect him to dominate the challenge cup finals. He's the leader of Calgary for a reason and would be my choice.

B. Kata Vilde and Benjamin Blue are two of the best goaltenders in the league - which team has the advantage in net?

Kata Vilde is a great person and the league’s best goalie. He has an advantage over anyone in net. He will rise to the occasion and not be denied. He’s a superstar and will shine bright in the finals. Benjamin Blue is good too, but he’s no Kata Vilde. I feel Calgary has the advantage in net thanks to Kata Vilde.

C. Do you expect this to be a high-scoring series or a low-scoring series? A mix? Do you think it'll be competitive or will one team run away with it?

I think it will be a high scoring series, both teams have very skilled players who are capable of scoring. Izzy and Lagerfield are two of the best guys in the league. Both teams have good defense also but scoring is what matters. I also think it will be competitive, nobody will run away with it, both teams are good and capable of winning the cup so it should be a very competitive series.

E. If you could choose any one of the following four options, which would you pick? 1. A chicken parm sandwich from Esa 2. A tray of cookies from c00kies 3. A custom feet pic from JSS 4. An hour long stick and puck session with Jepox

No question I would take a chicken parm sandwich from Esa. His parms are legendary, large and made with quality ingredients, but I know he doesn’t like to part with them. It may be hard to get one from him but when you do you can bet your sisters sweet ass it’s going to be the best chicken parm sandwich you ever had.


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