1: Holy shit. Eggy should honestly be fired for this bullshit. Letting Tokek loose on some innocent city again? with a fucking blank cheque? Honestly, what on earth was he thinking. Tokek will most certainly spend a good chunk of his stay on the run from arena security guards, driving around town like he's playing GTA, and being a menace to the city at large.

I think florida cops are used to that bullshit, so probably calgary. Does eggy pay my court fines? does he pay the tab at the bar where Tokek drunkenly sobs into a stupidly expensive drink after not making the finals again?

He better, because Tokek sure ain't.

holy fuck did he just jump onto the ice what the fuck tokek thats the wrong red team get back here you absolute fucking moron no stop you dont even have skates oh god oh fuck


2: earlier today, @JayWhy said he'd like the dragons to win because the barracuda have relocated too many times and yadda yadda yadda

so

yeah go barracuda.

What else can I say? The dragons stole their logo off of Tokek's homeland Jakarta dragons, and seem to always be looking for another title win. It'd be nice for somebody new to win. Also the barracuda have a nice teal colour scheme that would probably look really slick on the site, eh? Its close to Edmonton's blue, so i wouldnt have to completely change my colour palette from the last banner