We out here in Tampa Baby! Lots to do here. For instance, one can visit nursing homes and go to the TradeWinds resort where they may or may not have a waterslide, I’ve only seen commercials. So when I get to Tampa I make sure that HO booked the Penthouse suite at the Marriott Waterside Hotel since it is right next to the arena. During my time in Tampa I go visit high schools and make massive donations to arts programs and also fund the Ellington Ice Skating rink which is 30 minutes south of tampa because it needs help. For food I take my teammates to Bern’s steakhouse every night and order that fucking expensive wine they have on the menu. Oh, and did I mention that they have a dessert room? It is heaven. Also I go and pick up a ton of pub subs and deliver them to homeless shelters around the greater tampa area. we are generous with this money overall. When in Tampa as they say.


My idea for this would be to not tell anybody who they are playing and have each team be knocked out and blindfolded the night before and sent to a random arena. Literally they would not know who they were playing until the pregame skate. This chaos would make for the most random combination of variables and would be more of a let the best team win. There would be 60 games per round with 5 games per day with no intermissions. Literally whoever has the most endurance and overall talent is the one that will take the trophy. The coaches tell the teams what to do before the team goes out and they stay back in the locker room for the whole period. Also we remove the refs just for kicks and giggles. May the best team win. Let the hunger games start. I guess as long as nobody dies we are good and not in a position to be sued. Oh wait this was to make it better and not as chaotic. oops


Getting on the top lines on my team is nearly impossible. I just need to keep working at my build to get to the point to be up there with the big guys. Right now I’m trying to get my passing and scoring to 99 and 89 respectively. I literally will be at this point by next season. I really don’t know what else to do after so I guess I gotta talk to my gm. My play was pretty decent for a top team 3rd liner with 21 points in 50 games. Like to be honest I can’t really complain. I’m a 950 tpe player that is near the top of his class in tpe and just entering the SHL. Like I probably never would’ve been a candidate for top rookie but it would’ve been nice. It really could’ve been possible if I was a first liner no tea no shade.



D. Mike Izzy. Only those with a low iq will realize that this name is more than it appears. In reality his true name is Coach Michelangelo “The Augment” Bizzacus Izzard. This name is way better than any for any of the sim leagues ever made. This was an easy question. NEXT QUESTION

E. A custom feet pic from JSS. I have been begging him for like the last few months. Come on man I just want them TOES in my dms. Like what more can a man ask for smh. Feet is the only thing I look forward to in this god forsaken time. Feet Foot Toe Toes.


Congrats to Mike Izzy and his team the Calgary Dragons! Y’all are legendary and have tons of rings to your name and hopefully more to come. From the opinion of somebody who didn’t watch the series at all, the MVP should go to none other than Coach Michelangelo “The Augment” Bizzacus Izzard. This was a very hard choice for me, but I believe at this point there is none other that deserves this award. In the series Coach Michelangelo “The Augment” Bizzacus Izzard had [NUMBER] points and [NUMBER] plus/minus which demonstrates his contributions on the ice to his team. He was the sole reason his team completed the reverse sweep.


Done


CW tpe: 12