I love the idea of getting a whole new set of attributes, honestly. At the very least, it'll spice things up a little bit. The attribute that we should really consider adding--one that would obviously be of great importance--is Flow. Dudes with great flow get no recognition in the SHL and that's such an epic tragedy. As an attribute, having great flow would improve on-ice performance because of like...I don't know, aerodynamics or some shit. It'd be kind of like how swimmers shave their legs and wear swim caps to create less drag or whatever. When you've got that sick flow, the hair is all slicked back. It's hella aerodynamic. The ends of the hair fluttering majestically above the collar of your sweater, but the rest of it stuck in place, not moving at all. If we turn injuries on, Flow is also good protection against a concussion. All that extra hair/hairspray stuck up under your helmet is just a lot of extra padding.