The first stat we should add is the Marchand Index in which the higher you are the more ratlike your appearance and the more likely you are to steal cheese and horrify your opponents as you pin them to the boards and they scream for help. On top of that a Licking stat would also be useful in conjunction with the Marchand Index and fighting stat in which you can decimate an opponent’s game by sharing the flu or some other disease with them and give them a proper tongue bath. Other great stats would be the Ottawa Senators Status Quo stat for GMs in which the higher it becomes the more assets have to be sold off for nickels on the dollar and you pick up players that would rather commit suicide in a soggy Detroit Methadone Clinic than ever play for your team again. I think another interesting stat we could add would be a Gritty Factor in which the more you are able to jiggle your midsection and spin your eyes in random directions the better your contracts.