S51 WFT #2 - Animal Counterparts
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Slappydoodle
Registered S42 Challenge Cup Champion
Otis B. Driftwood would most definitely be a tapir. Why a tapir you may ask? Well, these gentle rainforest dwelling animals, closely related to horses and hippos, have some physical characteristics in common with the hulking defenseman. They are both large and slow moving with generous levels of body fat. They are both slow to anger but fierce when they need to be. Most importantly though, an adult male tapir has close to the largest penis in nature relative to body size. This amazing appendage is also prehensile, with a grasping end. A tapir can scratch its back with its incredible tool. Yes indeed, Otis B. Driftwood and tapirs have much in common.
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