I would gift phineas gold many grams of un named narcotics and gift cards to his favorite strip clubs I would definatly not gift him anything positive seeing as his scumbag lifestyle is just who he is on the contrary however joe weston would get an easton stick just because and alexi rykov would get many noogies for being such a good player along with Russian finest vodka, honestly though no ones getting shit but another 4 star cup because I'm broke and this squad is winners and winners dont need shit but more ships hardware baby that's how we do it in carolina. Trella and fuzz though will get nice cards because I'm not that bad of a human being there is some kind of morality in my existence but not enough to spend money on these fools I'm a junior player I need ramen noodles and number 2 pencils the end of the semesters coming up.