This is something I recently covered on my last podcast. A great gift would be a Monkey’s Paw. It can be a replica so that no monkeys are hurt, unless there is some jerk monkey that needs to be de-pawed (only joking). A monkey’s paw would be one of two things, either: 1) a source of magic via some voodoo, or 2) a good conversation piece. Even if a monkey’s paw doesn’t have magical capabilities, and I’m skeptical that they aren’t magical, then you at least have an item that will scare others into thinking you can curse them. This will help police the goons of the league, they’ll think twice about taking a cheap shot if they know I carry a monkey’s paw in my back pocket. That’s the main item on my list, the other things include a cool shower curtain and an airfryer that I saw on TV. I know I should have bought that airfryer when I saw it, but I was hesitant, and now I want to airfry on Christmas day.