One thing I'd really love to do this Christmas is give my good friend @hotdog a gift. It would be a few gifts actually. Since he has been such a good guy and helping with the PTs and stuff, I'd like to give him a piece of bread sliced in two, it would resemble a bun of sorts I suppose. Then I would hand him some chopped pickles in a vinegar dressing, some may call this relish. Then I would go out to my garden and grab some fresh tomatoes, stew those down with some sugar and spice until it became thick, almost sauce like. I would then put those sauced tomatoes in a jar and hand them to him. After that, I would grind up some mustard seeds, with spices and boil that down with some water until it became paste like. Once that was made into a nice paste, I would give him those as well. Once he has all my gifts, I would kindly ask him to lather himself with the tomato sauce, mustard paste, and the pickle relish, then ever so kindly lay down in that sliced bread I gave him first. Then I would proceed to eat him. Because let's be honest... Hotdogs are delicious.

YUM!