Quote:Written task: Write about what you (or your player) would like to receive as a holiday gift! Or write about what you (or your player) would give to another SHL user (or player) as a holiday gift for them. (minimum 150 words).

To each and every one of my brothers and sisters in Edmonton, I gift to you the privilege of playing for such a prestigious franchise such as the Edmonton Blizzard. In reality no one could ask for a more perfect gift, a team that has won two Challenge Cups in the last 6 seasons.

My secondary gift to you all is a year long subscription to Weight Watchers in person meetings which will be held Thursday at 7:30 PM in the lounge at the arena. I expect you all there because last season a majority of you dweebs came to camp out of shape and we are fortunate to be in the position we are currently.

My third and final gift to you all is my thoughts and prays that you do well emotionally through the Christmas season as there is no way in hell any of you are going home for the Holidays, the playoffs start in like a week, get a fucking grip.