For my very good friend Ignatius Blunt, of the Winnipeg Jets, I put on my Santa hat and stuff some goodies in his stocking:

1. A super-powered candy cane that lets him go on a hot streak down the stretch and finish the season with 20 goals and 40 points for a career year in stats!

2. A gift-wrapped berth in the playoffs - this is a joint gift and the card is signed by the San Francisco Pride, the Minnesota Chiefs, and the Texas Renegades who have all decided giving is better than receiving this season!

3. A great big fat contract from some team owner drunk on eggnog and credit-card debt, who's feeling extra-jolly and generous with a double-digit millions paycheck for next season!

4. A signed photo of Milan Lucic in Calgary Flames jersey as motivation in how to completely tank after receiving a ridiculous contract from some idiot GM

@Gaia Mormont