Thicc Cheezy would like some booze. You know Christmas time is party time, and the big Cheeze is about to turn it on! People keep telling me "But cheezy, you're having a terrible year. Shouldn't you spend time over the holidays in the gym and on the ice?"

Fuck you.

You know why I'm having such a shit year? Training. I haven't boozed all season, I rose my commitment level and have done nothing but hockey all year. And I'm burnt out. I need some booze and girls in my life, and I need to get as far away from the gym as I possibly can. So give me all the booze you can, and your eyes are about to see an absolute spectacle of staying up late, boozing like a maniac and maybe some beautiful girls along the way. This is my version of rest, and I WILL come back a more focused and rested version of the shit you've seen on the ice all year this year