Typical space cadet he is, Igor Volkov has returned to briefly post his experiences of hockey on every planet.

MERCURY

Gravity was low. Due to the planet's close distance to the Sun, I was forced to test this in the polar craters, which are permanently in shadow and can support ice. There's enough ice for a polar league, though. 8/10, interesting experience. Just be a bit careful with gravity.

VENUS

Similar gravity. Horrible planet. Too hot, acid rain, volcanoes, impossible to play hockey here. 0/10. I don't recommend this place even as a tourist destination. Let me know if you found a way to play inline hockey without everything disintegrating.

EARTH

OG guy. 10/10.

MARS

North polar cap was a combination of carbon dioxide ice and seasonal water ice. Again, low gravity. The red surface and colder temperatures made for an interesting experience here. 10/10 would play hockey on Mars all the time.

JUPITER

Impossible.

SATURN

Impossible.

URANUS

Impossible.

NEPTUNE

Impossible.

And those are all of the planets!