[850 words. Ready to be graded]

So this probably does not qualify as a drama but if giving my two cents earns me a bit of media cash, why the fuck not? Most of you will not care.

First off the boring stuff to you guys.

Jon Forty-One personally does not give two shits. Shocking I know. He is only friends with Igor Volkov on the Minnesota Chiefs so me doing an interview with him would just make my scottish angry baby boi tell me to "fuck off I do not give a fuck." so indifference just means it does not matter. However the following will mess up my whole revenge thing but anyway.

Now for the real part. There is an actual huge difference between a few of you guys who are not in the Minnesota Chiefs and those who are. From an outside point of view we are just a heavily shit team with a few decent/great players but nowhere near the quality to compete. Well, you are 100% right. We could not even tank properly and I have heard we have a future draft in which we have once again not gotten a 1st round pick. Dunno if that is true and I do not really care to fact check but would it shock you?

Inside the Chiefs is a fun locker room. Leppy, to me, is a really nice guy and I have zero issues with him. Dylan is...Dylan (But I love you <3) and I like the active players.

I should just also mention somewhere (It'll make my point and honestly I want more cash) I have been a proud Colorado Yeti player since getting drafted in the National Simulation Football League and they had been dreadful for waaaay longer than I got there. But since me and a few others joined we have always made Play-offs and we are starting to hit our primes.

I bring this up to show, I love rebuilding teams. But the Yeti had hope. We had a system in place that made us know what we needed and whilst we may end up not winning anything, we're above a contender which is better than the vast majority of the history they have had.

Compare it to the Minnesota Chiefs. We had one person who truly gave 2 shits about this team. Chris McZehrl. He was all in on this team and wanting to rebuild this team into something like the Yeti could be regardless of the time it took. Imagine that for a second. Not a troll at all:

Someone in Simulation Hockey League legitimately caring for this doomed franchise. (I realise Chiefs have a decent history and some really good former players. That I am not making points on. But I am talking about recent Chiefs and none of you ever looked at an upcoming fixture against us and thought "Oh fuck! Not the Chiefs!")

To see someone put all this effort into trying to make a team competitive to be cucked by a head office when he CLEARLY is the correct man for the job just kills any motivation I have to put up with 4-5 seasons of continuing to just being another team in the league. If I'm going to be 1 of the more forgettable people in this league by the time I stop playing, I want to at the very god damn least want to be having some fun.

I was 100% planning on leaving the Minnesota Chiefs when Head Office picked someone else (Because we all knew this would happen, admit it lol) that would give barley any hope. Well, excluding Aaron Wilson, you're my boi <3

But Gibbles is not the right man for this and if what I heard is true then that just makes me not want to play even more. (Having said that, congrats Spartan and good luck. I have nothing personally against you cause I do not think we have ever talked but you will need all the luck you can get lol)

I dunno if I can be traded or something in my contract stops it but I will be asking for a trade. If that is not possible you got in Minny for however long my contract lasts and then I will free agency. I do not think you will get much for Jon anyway to be honest but reddit draft Mr. Irrelevant pick could be worth it!

Which brings me back to IC Jon Forty-One. I still have 12 teams on his revenge list! Jon hates all 12 of you remaining teams cause he loves to hate. Which is quite a lot admittedly so where ever I end up I may just have to ignore/knock them off cause what can you do? lol

If I was still in that little rookie discord I would say to all the junior players, do not come here. I probably have lost the right in getting this to happen but I would honestly say the motto of the Minnesota Chiefs is now "Abandon hope."