Even with Gabe out of town, I still need money!

Gonna be doing another Lone Johnson pod, and need some questions. Help a brother out. Some things about me to help narrow down potential questions:

I'm a long term 5E D&D DM and player.

Second year NOLA defenseman.

Anchorage Alumnus and member of their scouting team.

Member of awards voting committee.

Former cook.

Allergic to stinging insects.

Very tragic backstory used for comedic effect.

Member of the miniature crafting hobby; 3d printing, painting and stuff like that.