01-25-2020, 03:20 PMJNH Wrote: What're you most looking forward to in this upcoming season?

How as captain do you plan to whip these new rookies into shape?

Did Fudgeson give you any advice about being captain in this organization?

I'm looking forward to finally get some GAMES IN MY LEGS COACH YES I AM VERY EXCITED TO PLAY TO BRING HONOR TO YOU AND THE ENTIRE ORGANIZATION PLEASE GIVE ME A RAISE PLEASE AND THANK YOU. Honestly though i'm excited to see what we can do this season, We had a mid table finish as per usual in the pre-season, but i'm hoping we can get things going in the playoffs. It would help if we found a clean Sergei Kostitsyn though.

As a captain i will force my minions to do chores, much like Mr Miyagi did to Daniel-san. I will have them wash my car, not at all because i've neglected it for so long that the salt and dirt har become like a cake over the entire paint job and chassi. I will have them clean my apartment not because i am a lazy pig that never cleans myself so that there are probably dirt and dust in inconceivable spots. I will have them take on jobs around the city to become humble, not because i'm in need of money so i can move away from this apartment with my neighbour who doesn't know swedish OR english and doesn't understand when i tell them to turn the GOD DAMN MUSIC OFF.

Fudgeson did not give me a single piece of advice, he just up and left and broke my heart doing it.