When i arrive to new team i tell coach : i am best player. I shoot, I hit, I score, I win. You put me 1st line with pass player, we win.
Coach tell me : no
I tell coach : if you not, you disappear like Sergei

hahaha is just prank

When coaches say they choose captain, i tell them i am Captain.
Coaches tell me : no
I tell coaches : if you not, you disappear like Sergei

hahaha is just prank

When i see team lines :
Center Left Wing Right Wing Time % Phy DF OF
1 Rintarou Okabe Thomas Vanice Cody 35 0 0 5
2 Riley Kuse Steve Harrington Slatt Potts 25 0 1 4
3 Johnny Patey (Clean) Andrei Kostitsyn Patric Twist 20 0 3 2
4 Riley Kuse Mattias Birdstrom Ryuuji Minamino 20 0 3 2

I tell Vanice and Harrington : let me play line 1
they say : no
i tell them : if you not, you disappear like brother Sergei

hahaha joke again

When sweg tell me he likes young women
i tell them :
me too !

When league no update me, i tell them : please update
they tell me : no
I tell them : if you not, you disap-
they say : okay okay
they update me
league is big brain. league no disappear.

no prank to them