Hey guys it's Not Steve and welcome back to Not Steve's Post Game Show. Today we have a (not) nail-biter 2-1 win for the Angry Barbarians at home against another mediocre team nobody cares about right now. The first outing for these two was a 4-3 shootout win for the Ancient Lizards so this was looking to be a fun game to watch until it started. The Wolf Pelt Fashionistas were coming hot off an actually interesting 4-3 OT win against the Anaheim Garbage Bins, while the Jurassic Parks had just taken down the Carolina MegaSquid 3-2. But for now, let's get down and dirty.

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PERIOD 1

In a complete shocker, both teams elected to defer scoring to the latter periods. Both teams again agreeing to take just 4 shots so nobody could say they didn't show up. Luckily we did see some action in the form of penalties. At around 7 minutes in, Henrik Lekberg Osterman decides he's bored and wants to harass Patric Twist so he grabs a hooking penalty for Colorado. Luckily for Newfoundland, Ryuuji Minamino displays great hockey sense to recognize they are trailing in penalties and quickly flops to the ground 8 minutes later to take a diving penalty.

(Penalties) SCORE: 1-1

PERIOD 2

We finally have a hockey game being played at Mile One Centre. The period starts with a few shots from the zerks but a big hit by Henrik Lundqvist Jr. gives the raps the puck in the 6th minute. They get it to Simothy Drunkebird who hits net to take the lead. Newfoundland frantically tries to equalize - taking 5 shots in just the 9th minute with varying degrees of effectiveness - but none go in. The teams go back and forth until the 18th minute when Slat Potts finally smacks one in off the one timer sent by Akira Ren. No penalties this period as there was no time on account of both teams blasting the net. Shots are 7 for Colorado to Newfoundlands's 6, but both took quite a few that went off the mark.

Goals:
1 - Simothy Drunkebird (Daniel Kuster, Denver Wolfe)
1- Slatt Potts (Akira Ren, Disisde Dayudie)

SCORE: 1-1

PERIOD 3

The third period is all Cody. He starts us off with a quick hooking penalty 23 seconds in for god knows why. The Berserkers' zone is then peppered with shots by a Colorado team that is apparently terrified of being even in the third period, and apparently with good cause. It would all be for naught, as in the 12th minute Cody (praise be) would take his only shot of the period and find the net. Quality over quantity is the takeaway from this game. The raps would continue to control the game afterwards, with no shots registered from the zerks. But despite possession being 9/10 of the game, the 1/10 would find its way to win it for Newfoundland.

Goals:
1 - Cody (Riley Kuse)

FINAL SCORE: 2-1 BERSERKERS

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3 STARS

⭐ - Simothy Drunkebird

⭐⭐ - Disisde Dayudie

⭐⭐⭐ - Riley Kuse