Michael Scarn has absolutely no problem doing social distancing. In fact, one of his best moments came when he was a branch manager at Dunder Mifflin back in the day when he was practicing social distancing. Scarn became a champion of the world, becoming the ultimate Survivor Man by surviving an entire day in the Pennsylvanian woods all by himself, surviving off the berries and mushrooms of the land while building shelter for himself. Scarn plans to travel into the Buffalo wilderness, where the frigid temperatures pose no match for his already well suited ice cold blood and fiery personality. Scarn can fashion his overcoat into pants if he wants to, and then refashion them back into his overcoat depending on the temperature in the wilderness. Moreover, Scarn can survive off the land, hunting the rabbits and truly living an eco friendly, socially responsible life by distancing himself from civilization until the corona is gone.