In Winnipeg, Jets teammates Goku Muerto and Ignatius Blunt have been under self-quarantine in their apartment. They have been spending their time playing video games, eating delivery from their favorite Vietnamese Pho place, and smoking copious amounts of weed. Blunt's favorite games are Breath of the Wild and Mario Kart, while Muerto plays EASHL and Skyrim. This is all punctuated by taking naps whenever they feel like it and also watching a lot of news about the virus and betting on how many deaths each day will bring. They are cruel, heartless, selfish people and the Jets are very ashamed of them. They are getting fat and out of shape and when the players are finally allowed to get back on the ice they will probably weigh 300 pounds each, or whatever that is in kilograms since Canada is metric. Either way, this lockdown does not bode well for their futures or for their life expectancy.