S53 PT #1 - Shelter At Home
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notorioustig
IIHF Federation Head Toast's Idiot of the Year 2021
Tig Murphy doesn't believe that he should be kept away from a virus. He believes that the virus should be kept away from him. Murphy's new passtime is to don a hazmat suit, absolutely lather that son of a bitch in hand sanitizer, and rollerblade around his neighbourhood. Whenever he encounters people who aren't complying with the incredibly easy to follow social distancing guidelines, he charges into their six-foot bubble at full speed and absolutely bodies them, covering them in hand sanitizer by contact and likely causing virus particles to fly off of their person and harmlessly onto the ground. He then reminds them politely to go home and immediately fully quarantine should they feel at all sick, before pouring more sanitizer onto his hand and scrubbing their face. Murphy loves doing this because he thinks it keeps his skating legs intact as well as keeping his head in the game for physical play
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