In this time of the Coronavirus, social isolation and quarantining, sacrifices need to be made. Fortunately for Otis B. Driftwood, he is a rich and famous athlete and he can pay others to make those sacrifices for him. Otis has the resources to ride this thing out in a manner of luxury, style and wastefulness which would bring a more humble man to shame.

Driftwood took this thing seriously from the outset and used his vast resources to hoard massive amounts of food, booze, medicine, protective gear and whatever else he thought might be even potentially useful. Now he’s living in the lap of luxury in his huge suburban New York mansion . He has a state of the art security system and massive walls and fences surrounding his property to keep the unwashed riffraff out. He did invite a few beautiful, poor people to share in his opulent isolation, but only with the understanding that they would be available to him sexually at his whim for the duration.

Otis B. Driftwood is riding out quarantine with a martini in one hand, a stogie in the other and an attractive yet financially disadvantaged person sitting in his lap, the way god intended.