I was working out in the gym the other day, when I remembered that April Fools Day was coming up! I immediately started plotting against Fred Wanesly because I am sure that Fred pranked me last season by replacing my water with pickle juice. I knew I had to one-up him somehow, and I knew it had to be pickle-related. On the day I pulled off the prank, I sliced a ton of pickles that morning in very fine pieces. Then, I packed them in a sandwich bag and brought them to training. I distracted Fred by having him run back to my car for me, then I took out the soles in his skates, and filled the bottoms with small pickle slices. I replaced the soles and no one was the wiser. Fred skated the whole practice without noticing, then at the end of practice he took off his skates, and the bottom of his feet were soaked in pickle juice! He laughed it off, but was pissed at how bad his skates smelled now. Also, he removed the pickles, and I'm pretty sure I saw Zoltan eat them...