This April fool’s day will be very special for me because we (Slappy Doodles wife and I) Plan to surprise him with some exciting news… WE’RE PREGNANT! This prank started out as a real life scare, one of the most exotic woman I’ve ever seen (Slappy’s wife) and Slappy came to of of my very sought after parties a couple of months ago before this entire virus thing started. After a long drunken discussion we had decided to wife swap. It was a wonderful night for me, I can’t say for sure if it was for my girlfriend because she wasn’t speaking to me for several days afterward. Anyway I digress, a couple of weeks ago Slappy’s wife contacted me about a pregnancy test she had recently taken, she also wanted to know what I was wearing at the time but again I digress, her real fear was that this baby might have been mine and that would just cause way too much tension in the McDoodle Household. I was able to put her mind at ease that I had gotten a Vasectomy a few years back and so this baby is for sure Slappy’s. Congrats Slappy!