S53 PT #2 - April Fools
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Weretarantula
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The kind of prank Maxime would pull would definitely be extravagant, expensive and completely over the top. The first thing Maxime would do before planning such a prank would be to have a big sniff of the old liquid gold. It really helps clear the air in his head and all of the smell receptors in his nose. After that, he'd make a call to his offshore accountant to wire him the funds for a rental of a zeppelin. Once he paid off enough government officials, he'd have them dock the blimp to the roof of the Big Parm. One by one he'd convince his teammates that they needed to come and see what was outside. Blimps are pretty quiet, so none of them would be tipped off at this stage. They'd obviously all be immediately impressed, and accompany him on board. Once everyone was on, he'd have security slam the doors shut, and then pull back a blanket in the middle of the room. What's under the blanket? Parachutes. What's that rumbling? Oh, that's the blimp's propellers firing up. Where are they going? To Edmonton. To pay the Blizzard a visit. But Maxime didn't pay off any Edmonton officials to dock on their stadium. That's what the parachutes are for. Bring the warfare old school to them. Battle of Alberta style baby. This isn't just a prank on the other Dragons, it's a prank on the whole of the province's major hockey.
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