since my new thing is trying to be really slippery since i feel like slippery is a good adjective to describe otters, my prank this year has to do with being slippery. specifically, i wanted to make everybody else as slippery as I am so i went into the team facility early at 5am and brought a barrel full of lube (also known as personal lubricant). I dunked everybody's practice jersey into the lube and made sure both inside and outside were coated thoroughly. when everyone came in for practice in the morning they put on the slimy jerseys and didn't notice because of the pads (??) but once everyone hit the ice and started to make contact with each other people started to realize how slippery they were. Guy Zheng said "nobody wants to be like a stupid slippery otter" and Boris Poroshenko told me that I have to buy the next bottle of vodka and he's a big hairy man and it'll take a long time to wash all this lube off himself