This one time I told Cain that his goalie pads were too big according to league rules. He played that game with super small pads. That was also a game 7 of the Challenge Cup, April Fool's jokes hurt if you forget to tell the person you are fooling that it was just a joke. This season, I plan on doing the same thing, except to DeMaricus Smyth. I will be telling him that his stick is technically too long and hand him a much, much shorter one. I will also be telling him the league now requires all forwards who switched to defense to play with pink stick tape to better tell who used to be a goal scorer. I will even bring a fresh roll of pink stick tape to him free of charge. I cannot wait to see him out there on the ice tonight with a mini stick with pink tape. It is going to be comical.

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