April Fools day was rather eventful around the Big Parm this year. So many pranks pulled by so manmy people, where do I even begin. First off, goaltender Kata Vilde got Esa Parmborg good, Esa went for his hourly chicken parm and insteaad was greeted with a chicken parm sandwich with no parm sauce. Oh the humanity, sticks were flying, words were being tossed out, names were called and feelings were hurt. It became quickly obvious you do not mess with Parmborgs food intake. Next someone, I believe it was Otis B. Driftwood, hired someone to clean the casting couch in the party room. When Mike Izzy walked in and saw the couch sparkling clean, many tears were shed as he said the memories were cleaned away. I'm just happy to see all those stains finally wiped away though. Finally, I relieved Linda of her duties of hosting the party room and providing "favors" to the team. Unfortunately, for the first guy that walked in, Maxime Bouchard, I had replaced her with a disease riddled homeless prostitute. This has caused a sever amount of stress for Bouchard as he is now riddled with many STD's. I really should have thought that one through better.