For April Fools day, Tig Murphy decided to really get Gabe Johnson good. He had learned that Gabe had a date planned with an absolute smokeshow of a supermodel, and decided to enlist some paid help to fuck with his teammate. Tig rented a sketchy looking van and hired several burly German actors, and supplied them with intimidating mercenary outfits and balaclavas. Their instructions were simple - kidnap Gabe Johnson on his way to his big date and scare the shit out of him for several hours. During this entire ordeal, they were not to speak English unless specifically ordering Gabe around. The operation went off without a hitch, and they successfully intercepted the target before he reached the restaurant. They drove him to an abandoned warehouse Tig had selected, and proceeded to psychologically torture Gabe for awhile, demanding ransom as well as credit card purchases. Tig knew it was a success when he got a text from one of the actors saying Gabe had pissed himself at least twice. After a few hours, Tig burst in to surprise a weeping Johnson and reveal the hidden cameras that would no doubt be the source of endless entertainment for the Steelhawks locker room. But what about the supermodel, you ask? Also a paid actress, Gabe could never pull a supermodel lol