This year as a whole the Toronto North Stars will not win a game for a league-wide April Fool's prank. You see, people will think... how is this a joke on the league? Well you see, we are going to be the ones laughing when we win 50 in a row and sweep through the playoffs in about 10 years. I know we have become the laughing stock of the league but just give us about 10 more years of a rebuild and you'll see who is laughing. Another April fools joke we will be shutting down our visitor's locker room for the rest of the season and players will have to get dressed at their hotel and come to the rink... just like the peewee days. So we'll see who will be the ones laughing... (cries internally)(clown face meme)