S53 PT #2 - April Fools
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Jagger Fouquette has really been sick of Skao Anazibf being so smug around the locker room. He's always talking trash, as if he didn't get carried in juniors by the vastly superior player. My prank? Skao is well-known for not having the ability to grow a beard due to his weak testoterone levels. Jagger Fouquette, being a true man's man, has to shave every part of his body due to a genetic disability where he's just too strong and too masculine for his own good. Therefore, Fouquette has a large surplus of shaving cream, and he will be making fun of puny, baby smooth Anazibf by dispensing a large amount of shaving cream in his locker, adding as a sort of cherry on top a picture of Jagger Fouquette buck naked, to remind Anazibf that he will never be as naturally attractive and sexually adept as the Jaggermeister himself, the king of all kings.
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