Recorded phone conversation between GB IIHF Fed Head Larry Foulke and NE Wolfpack Defenseman Guy Zheng

Larry: Hey Guy, how are you doing?

Guy: Hey boss, not too bad, at my hotel room after settling back into playing back in my usual position. Just what I needed before I head back to Boston.

Larry: Yeah, that's great to hear, but right now, I have some news for you.

Guy: Huh? What is it?

Larry: See, the German government just called me regarding giving the UK the rule of Baveria for your services, and under the call from the government, I have no option but to accept this trade offer.

Guy: Stunned silence.

Larry: Yeah. Right now, this is in secret, but will be announced soon. So before this, I arranged for the guys to give you a send off. Meet me and the boys in ice rink tomorrow.

Guy: Alright then.....its been great winning gold with you. Thanks, coach.

Larry: Its been an honor.

Cut to next morning

Guy enters the building and pads up, however, just before entering the rink, he recieves a face full of pie, before the lights come on and the whole GB team suprises him with Rick Astley and a banner with "APRIL FOOLS, GUY"

Guy: .................you know, I will find a way to get you all for this

Larry: Yo buddy, had your fill

Rest of the session was just Larry skating away from the wrath of Guy, laughing merrily whilst doing so.

(A ping to @goldenglutes As a way of saying hi :3)