Sabo tage has been looking for an appropriate April Fools joke but it’s proving difficult as his Canadian ideas fail in the Keys. You see, Sabo Tage was not ready for the Swampiness of some areas. He tried his first prank by getting ten thousand crickets and releasing them into the facilities here in West Kendall. However this failed due tot he sheer amount of frogs and lizards ready and available to eat the smorgasboard of crickets. This wasn’t a cheap prank either, that many crickets is no joke but what does that matter to lizards? Not much. That brings me to my second attempt, to grease the ice. Now this one I thought would be genius, everyone would e slipping and sliding around like no one’s business. NOPE. Turns out the skates love a little greasing and they dig into the ice and hydroplane. Fantastic right? Well thats when I decided to give up on pranks.