Let me go over my overall idea here. We're going to put together a head office with members of all of the little cults in the SHL and see if we can get all of them to slowly tamper their best players over a short period of seasons before free agency starts each season and then we can sign them as soon as it opens.

Negotiator - Alright cult #1 is Buffalo obviously and who better than their GM @WannabeFinn? Other people have been putting him as the negotiator because he's good at trades? Fuck that, we don't have to worry about trades or draft picks, I just need him to tamper people like @Zombiewolf and @Tomen.

Strategist - The strategist I'm going to choose is @JKortesi81. Tell me he's not the guy in charge of all things NOLA. Get him and we get guys like @Nictox and @thedangazone. EZPZ.

Scout - I'm going with @Blastmeaway here because he's the leader of the cult of Czechia and in there we have guys like @39alaska39, @"LukeTD" and @Inf1d3l (double dipping into NOLA there). Lots of high earners.

Clubhouse Leader - Finally the clubhouse leader would be @dankoa who probably leads the most culty cult in the SHL in Texas. I'll gladly sign anyone there except Walrus.

Honestly with the short contracts that are signed in the SHL we could make a super team through our tampering within a matter of say 2 seasons? Who needs draft picks anyway?