My alternate universe, much like the alternate universe i wrote about last year, is still the universe in which i earn the max about of TPE from my predictions. In this i believe New England would have won the series in 5 games against either Edmonton or Calgary. Ola Wagstrom, Slap Mcshooty, and Eko Van Otter would lead their team like he did in the regular season. But if this universe started with both Ham and EDM in the finals then it would be HAM in 5 with Flacko Lagerfeld and Tony Pepperoni Leading their respective teams in points. Finally we have my most outlandish universe in which magically Texas made it to the finals and swept WKP which is now BAP in 4 games with each game being 5+ to 0 shutouts. Andreas Kvalheim would lead us in points with over 2 PPG and White Goodman would easily carry us with 100% save percentage and 0 GAA

During the intermission of game 3 of the finals the Edmonton Blizzard have a few mini games for some select few to play. The first one is a competition in which a few people (who have signed waivers releasing Edmonton from any liability) compete in escaping from being put underneath a large pile of snow. Of the two people competing of course the Edmonton fan beats the Hamilton fan( who is definitely not planted by the team). During the second intermission in honor of the Sheel Hawks favorite past time of shooting, they have set up virtual duck hunt game around the arena where fans can be just like the pro's and Shoot Shoot Shoot Shoot Shoot. Also one of the interns hacked all the consols and replaces the ducks with steel hawks, which some of the visiting Hamilton fans were not happy about. but all in all the fans seemed to enjoy it and have petitioned to keep them their permanently so they can play that instead of watching their team lose






A. The best player by car is Tony Pepperoni. and not just because he is a top point scorer for his team, but becasue he has the best name. And this is for a few reasons, 1 His name Rhymes, not to many people can say that. And 2 pepperoni is by far the best pizza topping, now controversially ill say that ham and pineapple or "Hawaiian" is the best pizza overall. when looking individually and a single topping Pepperoni is the best.

B. Given that i am writing this after the series is over i am going to have to say that Hamiltons Balance and Strength are the superior physical skills in this match up. speed and accelleration are all fine and dandy if for staying away from the enemy team, but when they have the puck speed isnt going to help you overcome their balance and strength. also the rink is rather small and there are 5 of them, i don't think you can skate away from them for to long.

C. Ideal fantasy team. LW Flacko Lagerfield, he lead the league in points and can both pass and shoot. C Toni Pepperoni has the highest TPE in this matchup and lead his team in points during the regular season. RW Hugh Jazz for the sole reason that his name kinda sounds like Huge Ass and we all like big butts and can not lie. LD Tor Tuck becasue he is good and on Norway with me, and RD will be Samuel Michaud for the same reason as Tuck, it would have been Tig Murphy, but he just GM'd Detroit to beat Kelowna in the SMJHL finals and i dont like him for that

D. Yes i like snow. I dont know how im going to write 50 words about liking snow. Lets see, i like snow becasue snow is cold, and Ice rinks are cold, Ice Hockey is played on Ice rinks, I Like playing Ice Hockey, so therfor i must like snow by default






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