I think there are plenty of teams that underperformed given the strength of their roster in the first FHM season, so redistribution will see a lot of teams shore up a little bit defensively and show off the real strenghts of their rosters. Top teams won't change too much, New England, Hamilton, Los Angeles and Edmonton will all continue to be strong, but we'll see more competitive teams from New Orleans, Buffalo, Manhattan and possibly San Francisco as well in terms of teams battling out for the bottom 2 spots in each division's playoff picture. That being said the seasonal standings from the bottom shouldn't shake up too much as a lot of those teams didn't suffer from issues with their FHM builds and more had issues with the strength and competitive ability of their rosters. Overall though the playoff race will definitely be a lot tighter around the middle as the .600 teams battle for the final spots.


Skao Anazibf is really the only young gun with a chance to lock up any meaningful hardware in the real future, namely because the competition on his own team blows hard. Take Gabriel Johnson for example, a man whose build is so bad that if the powerplay didn't exist, he would -4 points. Now take Skao Anazibf. Works hard, eats well, plays hard, looks sexy. Obviously none of these qualities are awardable, but they combine to make him a future league MVP. His ability to find the back of the net is rivalled only by Cameron Carter II, and he has so many apples he should start an apple farm. Mark my words, Skao Anazibf will have an MVP trophy within the next 5 seasons. You will not find a harder working man.


I think FHM is gonna bring a lot more parity and stability to the International Ice Hockey Federation's offseason tournament, and we'll see a lot of teams big and small make a much bigger splash. Canada I'm sure will have a lot to worry about for 2 reasons. The first is that a lot of teams that got memed by Simon T are now gonna be able to really fine tune and build competitive rosters that dare I say could even rival Canada's and outmatch them by really squaring off against them with the right tactics. The second reason is that Gabriel Johnson is flat out not an intelligent man. STHS was 2+2, FHM is 5640 x 3000 + 80*65. Gabe doesn't have what it takes to truly understand FHM on a molecular level. Now take a team like Russia, which is my team. They're very smart, and some of the best people on the site. I couldn't ask for better fed heads and thats why TEAM RUSSIA will be taking home the gold medal.


I think the Simulation Hockey League is setting our sights too narrow. We're missing the forest for the trees here. If we wanna go big we need to get someone big to perform. But how could we get an artist to preform between periods during a quarantine? Easy, we get Travis Scott. Why Mr. Scott you ask? He has no issue doing virtual concerts, like the one he did in Fortnite which is the biggest battle royale with over one hundred million unique players every day. What's the next step up from that? Why the Challenge Cup Finals, of course! Think about how many people would create on the SHL if we were the first sim league to host the Travster. Following this act would be a speed dating show starring my player Skao Anazibf, who has been complaining in the LR about how lonely he is since his fiancee left him for Dolph Lundgren. This will allow the audience to watch a fun shitty dating show and it will also hopefully get Anazibf a loving wife.


Geezus Krysst was hands down the Hamilton Steelhawks Most Valuable Player in the Challenge Cup Finals and here's why. HE WAS A BRICK WALL FOR THE CUP CHAMPS. Geezus Krysst was a monster in the crease turning away shot after shot for the Steelhawks and ensuring that even in the nights that were slow and the offence was quieter the team was able to eek out some really tight wins. Without Krysst I don't think the Steelhawks win the cup, let alone make the finals, he lifts their spirits in the room and is the foundation of the Steelhawks on and off the ice.

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