You're a dirty pirate hooker.

Let me elaborate: You are the dirtiest, foulest smelling pirate hooker that ever wandered out of the seas and flopped on the surf.

Your team is full of the kind of people who leave automatic car windows half rolled down.

Your locker room smells like ass and mint.

Lots of experience, yes on discord, player who plays, site is fine, i refuse, and your mother is probably a nice lady